This past weekend, Mykhailo Mudryk went viral for his amazing β¬100 million (Β£88 million) transfer to Chelsea from Shakhtar Donetsk, as you might have noticed if you happened to wander into football Twitter.
Another factor contributing to the flurry of conversation is that Arsenal approached Mudryk’s club, Shakhtar, with offers of Β£55 million and then Β£62 million; the player had even agreed to terms of compensation with the Gunners. However, Chelsea arrived like a rich sugar daddy from Nollywood, his club accepted, and the rest is history.
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Yes, not all the money will go to him, but Mudryk chose money after accepting his club’s decision. Despite the fact that I don’t know anything about football, I’m glad he did. Here’s why you should always choose money, like Mudryk did:
Account balances donβt recognise passion
If itβs not the work of your village people, why would you have passion for a job that pays you β¦30k?
Itβs better to cry inside AC
Every job will stress you. Itβs better to cry inside an air-conditioned office and clean your tears with dollar bills than to motivate yourself with, βI love my jobβ.
Your coworkers donβt like you like that
You think your team is your βfamilyβ, but even your work spouse would leave you in an instant if another job promises to 2x their salary. Donβt play yourself.
Neither does your boss
Especially if they always motivate the team to βbelieve in the collective dreamβ. Let someone else shove money in their face first.
The economy is economying
Everything is expensive. The noodles you bought for β¦100 yesterday can be β¦500 tomorrow. Do you get where Iβm going with this?
Bad bitches are rich bitches
How do you want to reach the full extent of your bad bitchery with only β¦5k in your account two days after payday?
Donβt you want to be a baller?
Because why are you even choosing anything over money?
Fire reportedly destroyed goods worth millions of naira at the Araromi spare parts market in Ibadan, Oyo State’s capital.
According to reports, the incident occurred around 2 am on Saturday, January 14, 2023, as a result of the burning of refuse.
Oyo State Fire Service General Manager, Rev. Canon Yemi Akinyinka confirmed the development saying about 45 shops were affected.
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He went on to say that the command’s men were able to put out the fire around 5 a.m. on Saturday.
Akinyinka said; βOur men are at Araromi Market Agodi Gate since 2:30 a.m. where they are putting off the fire caused by indiscriminate refuse burning.
βThe fire was suppressed at 5:00 a.m. Cooling down operation is ongoing to suppress reignition. On my way for on the spot assessment.
βI cannot say specifically the number of shops now, you know it is an emergency. It started in the night. About 45 shopsβ.
The incident is coming a few weeks after a tanker lost control and burst into flames in Ibadan.
Chiamaka Agim, a Lagos State resident and former Zenith Bank employee, has complained that over N4 million mysteriously vanished from her Zenith Bank account.
On Tuesday, January 10, 2023, the lady narrated her ordeal in a video posted to her Twitter page.
She claimed she was relaxing in her apartment on the evening of January 9, 2023, when she received three debit alerts totaling N4.039 million.
The Lagos resident also stated that she opened the bank account, which was empty of all her savings, while working at Zenith Bank.
βWhen I received the first alert around 8.25, I actually thought it was a WhatsApp message. I checked it and was shocked to see that it was an alert of N3.715 million,β she said.
βI was confused because I did not authorise any transaction, so I logged in to my bank app to check what was happening. That was when I got another debit alert of N222,000 and then I got the third one of N102,000.
Agim further said that Zenith Bank officials did not take her complaint seriously when she reported the incident at two branches of the bank in the Yaba area of the state on Tuesday.
She said was asked to write a letter of complaint, which she did and submitted at each Zenith Bank branch.
Meanwhile, Zenith Bank responding to the ladyβs plight has written a two-page letter to one of its customers who watched over N4 million vanish from her account in 20 minutes.
In a response letter signed by Anyar Ikwor, Internal Control Unit, Zenith Bank noted it can only recover a sum of N800,500 out of the missing sum.
Ayim had earlier narrated that was called around 6 pm on Tuesday, 10 January 2023 by a bank official who notified her during the phone conversation that the transaction was done via her e-token.
The bank official further enquired that she must have given out the token pin. However, Ayim said she has never applied for a token or has one linked to her account.
However, Ayim said she has never applied for a token or has one linked to her account.
The Zenith bank customer explain that the bank official informed her that the 4 million transactions were sent to two accounts.
N3.71 million was sent to one Isah on Monday, 9, January 2022 at 8.28 pm, the same account received another N222,900 three minutes later. While another Abdulraham Sani received N102,000 15 minutes late at 8.48 pm.Β
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This is not the first time this incident will be occurring in the Nigerian banking sector.
In December 2021, Punch reports that only four top banks recorded a total of 477,405 unresolved customer complaints and most are related to fraud.
The banks are Zenith, Guaranty Trust Bank, United Bank for Africa, and Access Bank.
The reports also revealed that the number of unresolved complaints carried forward by the banks in 2021 grew by 172,399 from 305,791 recorded in December 2020.
For Zenith bank, a total of 166,314 complaints remained unresolved as of December 2021. This figure is almost double the amount recorded in 2021 (83,899).
Students at Godfrey Okoye University in Enugu have been ordered to wear their faculty uniforms from now on.
Christian Anieke, the university’s vice-chancellor, issued the order on Tuesday, January 10. According to him, the move became critical in order to prevent students from dressing inappropriately.
According to the News Agency of Nigeria, Annie said this while addressing the institution’s staff and students as they returned from the Christmas and New Year holidays.
βNo student is expected to wear slippers, rugged jeans, coloured hair, long fingers, fez caps, or artificial eyelashes,βΒ he directed.
Mr. Anieke regretted that most students and staff wear t-shirts with unauthorized inscriptions, contrary to the schoolβs dress code, and ordered male students to comb their hair properly or shave it.
Not every time beer pong and truth or dare are played. Instead, try playing one of these childhood games. But let us assist you in modifying them to accommodate your adulthood back pain and sufferhead.
Catcher
Who said your game night had to be held inside? Step outside in the middle of the night and start chasing each other down the street. That’s how you have a good time.
Suwe
Allow people to put their fitness to the test by jumping from box to box on one leg. The loser is responsible for bringing food to the next games night.
Tinko
Anyone who did not play this game as a child was missing out. For their sake, you must bring this back.
Hide and seek
This would be a lot more entertaining if you decorated your house to appear haunted. It creates atmosphere by incorporating elements from horror films. But don’t try it if your house is haunted and you frequently hear footsteps and whispers at night.
Musical Chairs
This game could actually benefit for a little violence when you think about it. When itβs down to two people dancing and dancing around a chair, give them boxing gloves and let the fight really begin.
Skipping (Rope)
Who wonβt love a games night thatβs dedicated to their fitness? You can take turns trying to see who gets to 100 skips first.
When will do do your wedding?
This should slap harder since youβre adults now. All the single people at the games night need to feel the heat of their status while playing this game.
It’s a difficult time for Nigerians living abroad. It’s colder than your motherland, and all of your friends are at home with their families. If you’re lucky, your own family will be there to support you. How will you get through this without going insane?
We have suggestions.
Enter someone elseβs relationship
If you’re desperate enough, there’s a solution for everything. Enter a relationship that is not yours, either with permission or by force. They believe they can snuggle together while wearing matching pyjamas? Demonstrate to them that βNaija no dey carry last.β
Buy plenty mirrors
The mind is not as intelligent as we imagine it to be. That is why there are illusions and magic. Surround your room with mirrors so that when you walk in, you feel like you’re in a room full of people just like you. Abi, don’t you like yourself?
Do igbeux and shayo
What else can make you feel less isolated? When you start to feel lonely, take something that will make you believe your family is in the room with you, commenting on your weight and asking when you’re going to marry. Just like in the old days.
Join a coven
If you are unable to find physical companionship, you can always turn to the spiritual plane. The winch was not caught by the cold. Furthermore, witches and wizards all over the world use brooms to fly. You won’t have to trek or disappear with bad graphic effects.
If witchcraft isn’t your thing, find a spirit husband or wife. We have a comprehensive tutorial.
Come back to Nigeriaπ
Please return home. Isn’t this normal flooding, insecurity, and inflation? Is that why you want to freeze in another country? Come home jo, letβs throw banger togetherπ₯±
This is not the voice of your village peopleπ.
Set your goals for next year
It’s always a good idea to spend time lying to yourself about what you want to start, stop, and achieve in the coming year. Write down one goal per day and reflect on it. Before you know it, time has passed and winter has come to an end.
Sleep a lot
Someone who is awake realizes there is no one for them to play with. Sleep, wake up, eat, and return to bed. It has only been three months of doing this every day. Work that is simple.
Once the Christmas season begins, a lot of people start dating. Additionally, it isn’t just because of love. One explanation is that they don’t plan to spend Christmas at home, therefore they need someone to spend all of their time with. Here are 7 reasons.
You’ll be able to bring someone home.
When you go to your family, they often ask when you’re getting married. Dating in December will give you a companion to bring home for the Christmas season. Your relatives will stop bugging you about getting married once they realize how serious it is. Only you and your December partner will be aware of the reality.
They’ll always have your time.
Most workplaces would have closed for the year by the second or third week of December. If you start dating someone today, they will have your time. No more Iβm busy chasing KPIs.
Uber fare shared.
In December, Uber and Bolt pricing are so expensive that you’ll be tempted to just buy your own car. However, if you date at this time, you’ll have someone to split the transport fare with (as long as you go out together). And if they’re wealthy enough, they’ll cover the entire cost.
You will receive a Christmas gift.
Your December partner will get you a Christmas present if no one else does. And that’s a good enough reason to go on a Christmas date.
You’ll have someone to take pictures in your pyjamas with.
You won’t be bothered by other couples’ adorable PJ photos since you’ll have someone to snap your own. People will “awww” under the post even if the romance is only temporary. That’s all that matters.
No dating stress.
There is less stress because no one is concerned about the future of the relationship. You base your decisions on vibes and enjoy the relationship for as long as it lasts.
You will not be attending events by yourself.
You’d have someone to go to events with if your friends were married or busy with other things. And you can both do annoying couple things like feed each other food, take cute pictures of each other, kiss, and so on.
I constantly hear the phrase “I can’t believe I’m marrying my best friend” somewhere in wedding vows. It’s difficult for me to believe that everyone is best friends with their spouse. You folks may not understand what it means to be best friends with your significant other. So I made the decision to prove to you that it’s probably not true.
The two of you never have fun.
You don’t watch amusing trash together and giggle for hours, or act like children on sugar highs. You don’t engage in games or other enjoyable activities like face painting and such outings.
You are unsure of their preferences.
They are most definitely not your best buddy if they don’t know that you enjoy Papa Ajasco or Double Chickwizz. Best friends have extensive knowledge of one another.
You two don’t spend a lot of time together.
Even though you don’t live far apart, your friendship isn’t the best when you only see each other once every two weeks. They should always want to hang out with you because you two like each other’s company. Calls and texts are included in this. They would want to chat to you at any opportunity because they are your BFF.
They don’t refuel you
They are supposed to be your best friend and gas you up in all sorts and fashions in the comments area of each photo you put online. Under the picture, they’ll post at least five comments.
They don’t stand by you
Not merely career help is being discussed here. When I say support you, I don’t just mean when you’re being ridiculed by others or making jokes. The closest of friends stand by each other and defend each other.
You two don’t feel at ease with one another.
They’re not your closest buddy if you’re concerned about what your partner would say if you ate indomie from the pot while completely nude. They can show you their hairy bums and soup-stained clothing since they are best pals. It implies that individuals can act and speak without worrying about looking foolish. Have you ever puffed your chest out in front of your partner?
They do not dredge you up
Every five minutes, best buddies pull each other behind a little generator. Because they are aware of the limit, they don’t fear offending the other person. You can tell your partner they have a big head but still lack common sense, thus you’re not the best of friends if you can’t say that to them.
You are not permitted to steal their clothes.
They become really furious when you steal their clothing. That’s it? Just one friendship? It’s certainly not a romantic one. Just wickedness, that’s all.
They lack the skills necessary to cuddle without fornicating.
Any minor physical contact becomes sexual. I enjoy sexual attraction, but I also think that you should be able to be in the same room as your partner and yet engage in activities other than entering each other’s bodies. For the love of God, play some board games or something. Not all the time sex.
You two have different tastes.
Your preferred artist need not be their favorite. Best friends have at least a few activities or topics they enjoy discussing in common, even if you don’t share a favorite sports team. With his lover, my friend enjoys watching Yoruba movies; that is the definition of the best friendship.
Not a single meme is sent to you.
Instagram clips, tweets, or TikToks that are amusing My best friend is always the first person I send an idiotic thing to on my TL since we can both make an entire year’s worth of jokes out of it. If your lover responds to whatever you email them in a dull manner, forget it.
So you and your girlfriend made the decision to have fun and spend some time at the club.
When you arrived, the bartender served the drinks you had ordered and informed you that the bill had already been paid.
You were wondering who paid for it when you noticed a sophisticated, gorgeous woman approaching where you and your partner were sitting and revealing that she is the one who made the payment.
As she was talking, you began to like her and create scenarios in your head. She then asked for your phone number without noticing that you had a companion. How will you proceed? How Do You Plan To Approach The Situation?
Can You Give a Lady Your Number While Your Babe Is Around? Leave a comment below.
